Slacker Sports Conference

With all the realignment talk, Slacker Sports has decided to create its own conference. This will have nothing to do with other sports besides football, and nothing to do with distance, money, or Longhorn Network.
This will be the best conference in the whole country, and the first Super Conference.

WEST                                 EAST

Oklahoma                           Florida
Texas                                 Florida State
USC                                    Ohio State
Oregon                               Penn State
LSU                                    Miami
Michigan                            Auburn
Nebraska                           Alabama
Notre Dame                       Tennessee