It has been awhile since Slacker Sports has had a post. I knew it was time to post something, when a person from Tennessee reports that he has placed his application in and doesn't even follow sports anymore, I knew it was time to write.
First off, Meta World Peace, you are Ron Artest, and you will always be Ron Artest. After further review, you should be out for more than 7 games, Lucky for you and the Lakers you are not.
Second: MJ, MJ, MJ! You were a force to be reckoned with, you brought intensity, you brought championships, and domination. Your Charlotte Bobcats don't even know what those words are. They won 7 games this year, the lowest winning percentage in history. What is going on MJ?
Third: If you don't watch NHL on TV, do yourself and watch a Stanley Cup Playoff game. This season so far has been exceptional. #8 LA Kings send the best regular season record team Vancouver packing early. There were 3 game 7's in the first round, and a boat load of Over time games. Its been intense, and very physical. HD TV has done wonders for NHL on TV.
Fourth: For the LOVE of MINNESOTA, will you please pass a bill to build a new NFL stadium. I grew up a Vikings fan, I love the purple and gold, don't move my team to Los Angeles. You already gave LA the Lakers, and you sent your hockey team to Dallas. Do you really want to lose your football team too? Who generates more money, the NFL or the MLB? Who brings more money to your city, the Twins or Vikings? Can the Twins host a World Series? Not Likely any time soon. But the Vikings can host a Super Bowl, and the average money brought into a city with a Super Bowl is $200-$300 million boost to to the local economy. Seems to me its a no brainier.
Fifth: This time of year gets me every time, I have been pulled into Soccer. The EUFA Cup has pulled me in and I watched last years Champion Barcelona FC lose to Chelsea and Real Madrid lost to Bayern Munich. I'm still in shock that an English Premiere team could take out Barcelona FC, especially when Barcelona made the almighty Manchester United look dumb in the EUFA Championship last year. But lets not forget that Barcelona didn't have David Villa either who is out with a broken leg. Since the US Team couldn't even qualify for the Olympics, I will be rooting with my mother in law and family for Spain to take the Gold in London.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Sunday, November 27, 2011
IOWA HAWKEYE REPORT CARD
So the Iowa Hawkeyes football season came to an end on Friday. The Hawks will play in a bowl game, but lets look back at the season that was. The Hawks did a good job of defending their house. The hawks only loss at home was to Michigan State. The Hawks didn't play well, and Michigan State won the Legends Division for a reason. The Hawks didn't play well on the road this year at all. In fact the Hawks only win on the road came against a Purdue team that was kind of like the Hawks, inconsistent. The Hawks struggled on offense at times, and was their worst enemy most of the time with either penalties, passing routes short of the 1st down marker, or just bad play calling. The defense was not very good either.The front four didn't do much until later in the season, but never really applied pressure to the QB in which in the Norm Park defensive scheme the front four has to do. But not getting any pressure on the QB, it really proved that our veteran corners and linebackers aren't that good. One bright spot on the defense was Jordan Bernstein at safety. He was a hard hitter and flew across the field. Tanner Miller got better as the season went on, but I'm not too sure he was ready to be a starter this year. The Hawks were not suppose to be too good this year, and with the O-line and Coker coming back along with Vandenberg at QB I think some of us drank the kool-aid that we were going to be something that we clearly were not. Vandenberg was not consistent all year, and I think Hawk fans now know how good Ricky Stanzi really was. Vandenberg can become a really good QB, but he has to be more consistent, especially on the road. He was like a different person on the road. I'm not sure that the Iowa Defense is going to be much better next year, as the Hawks lose some more D-lineman along with Shaun Prater, Tyler Neilson, and Jordan Bernstein.Oh by the way, we lose the best WR that has ever played at Iowa on the offensive side to go with it in Marvin McNutt.
The Hawks did beat Michigan which is a highlight along with a come from behind victory over Pittsburgh. The Hawks finally beat Northwestern to get that monkey off their back, but lost to Iowa State and now Minnesota 2 years straight after dominating both recently.
My final grade for this years Hawkeyes is a C, because they were pretty average this year.
Best offensive player of the year: Marvin McNutt. Going to miss his skills and crazy one handed catches. Was awesome to see his career with my own eyes.
Best Defensive Player of the Year: This is tough cause Broderick Binns played outstanding late in the year, especially that Michigan game, but I have to lean towards Jordan Bernstein as he brought it ever week.
The Hawks did beat Michigan which is a highlight along with a come from behind victory over Pittsburgh. The Hawks finally beat Northwestern to get that monkey off their back, but lost to Iowa State and now Minnesota 2 years straight after dominating both recently.
My final grade for this years Hawkeyes is a C, because they were pretty average this year.
Best offensive player of the year: Marvin McNutt. Going to miss his skills and crazy one handed catches. Was awesome to see his career with my own eyes.
Best Defensive Player of the Year: This is tough cause Broderick Binns played outstanding late in the year, especially that Michigan game, but I have to lean towards Jordan Bernstein as he brought it ever week.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Slacker Sports Conference
With all the realignment talk, Slacker Sports has decided to create its own conference. This will have nothing to do with other sports besides football, and nothing to do with distance, money, or Longhorn Network.
This will be the best conference in the whole country, and the first Super Conference.
Texas Florida State
USC Ohio State
Oregon Penn State
LSU Miami
Michigan Auburn
Nebraska Alabama
Notre Dame Tennessee
This will be the best conference in the whole country, and the first Super Conference.
WEST EAST
Oklahoma FloridaTexas Florida State
USC Ohio State
Oregon Penn State
LSU Miami
Michigan Auburn
Nebraska Alabama
Notre Dame Tennessee
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
IOWA VS. ISU WEEK
ISU struggled all game long as their QB was running for his life, and played an ugly game versus UNI. But we have seen this story so many times before. Hawks win big, ISU struggles or even loses, and then all of a sudden come game day, ISU plays like its a Bowl game. The Hawks need to establish the run which will open up the passing game. The Hawks defense needs to be consistent and make Janz make mistakes. The front 4 will need to apply pressure to the QB. The hawks need to stop ISU's run game. All in all, the Hawks need to Not turn the ball over. Iowa has the better team, the better athletes, but it doesn't mean that they will be better on that day. So the Hawks need to go into Jack Trice, and prove it.
This game always makes me nervous every year. If the Hawks win, its no big deal. If the Hawks lose, its a huge deal. Its always an upset when ISU wins, yet ISU fans don't understand the concept that Iowa has more to lose than gain. I just said it, its always an upset when ISU wins this game. I said it again for you clone fans.
Hopefully the Hawks will make it 4 in a row! GO HAWKS!!
Friday, August 19, 2011
2011 Big Ten Conference Prediction
Obviously this is just a prediction, doesn't mean that its going to happen. There are some very intriguing match ups this season, and Nebraska happens to be in a lot of them just because of their schedule. Their are several push games that could go either way, but their has to be a winner. Here is the 2011 Big Ten Conference prediction in the Leaders, Legends, and B10 Conference Championship game in Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana.
LEADERS DIVISION
1. OHIO STATE: (11-1 (7-1)
Lets be real here, OSU lost Pryor and some players will be ineligible for the early part of the season. We are not talking about Indiana here, OSU is loaded with talent. They have depth at every position. They have players riding second string that would start at other B10 Institutions. OSU will play Miami in week 3, which has a feel to it that it should be played at a Prison instead of a stadium. Here is my big shock for OSU, they go undefeated all year, winning at Nebraska even, but stumble at Michigan. Michigan rises to the challenge on the last weekend of conference play at home and beats OSU.
2. WISCONSIN (9-3 (5-3)
Wisky loses some good players, including their QB, and yes they are getting the NC State QB that transferred over, but I just don't see them having the season they had last year repeat its self. They will lose to Nebraska at home, they will lose at Michigan State who does really well against them, and then they lose at the Horseshoe. You really think Ohio State is going to let Wisky come in there, and push them around after what happened last year?
3. PENN STATE (8-4 (5-3)
PSU will lose to Alabama at home in week 2. The PSU defense will need to improve, and so will the QB play. I have PSU losing at Northwestern, at Ohio State, and at Wisconsin. I think this is the year that PSU finally beats Iowa at home. Iowa has some ? marks.
4. ILLINOIS (5-7 (2-6)
If this is correct, the Zooker era ends in Illinois. They will lose to Arizona State in week 3, and they will lose to Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan, Wisconsin, and by that point Zook will be done, and the season will be extremely disappointing and they will fall to the golden gophers the last game of the season in the Twin Cities. It will be cold, they won't even want to be there, and Minnesota will take advantage for their program's sake.
5. INDIANA (4-8 (1-7)
Indiana will start off ok with a weak schedule besides the lose to Virginia. But after that its all down hill until Purdue comes to town the last weekend of the season. Hoosiers blast Purdue and look to the future to improve.
6. PURDUE (3-9 (0-8)
Purdue will start off 3-0 until they lose to Notre Dame which will then start the cycle downward. They may beat Minnesota and Illinois to improve the record, but still at Penn state, at Michigan, at Wisconsin, Ohio State and Iowa at home. That is brutal. Purdue is a victim of schedule, and they may finish 5th or even 4th if Illinois completed collapses, but its still not going to be pretty.
LEGENDS DIVISION
1. NEBRASKA (10-2 (6-2)
Their is a strong chance that Nebraska won't finish first due to their schedule, but they have a very good defense, and defense wins games. Nebraska will be 4-0 going into conference play, they will lose to Ohio State at home, and at Penn State. They may lose at Wisconsin instead of Penn State, I just have a feeling that they will struggle at Penn State, and will frustrate Wisconsin's offense. Michigan State or Iowa could beat them as well, but both games are in Lincoln.
2. IOWA 10-2 (6-2)
Iowa comes in with a new QB, but a very good QB, new RB's and one that destroyed Missouri. Iowa will have a great Offensive Line, and will be very strong at TE, and good at WR. Iowa's big question is the defensive line. But Iowa proves every year in the past decade that they can grab kids that came into the program as TE, LB and turn them into NFL defensive lineman. In the past 10 years, Iowa has 12 defensive lineman in the NFL. Iowa goes 4-0 through non-conference, and loses at Penn State. Iowa will beat Northwestern for the first time in 4 years, that game is at night in Kinnick. Iowa will win out and lose to Nebraska the last game of the season on Black Friday. Iowa could win that game as well as Penn State, but also lose to Northwestern and Michigan state for that matter. Iowa has their best seasons when they fly under the radar, and nobody has them this high.
3. MICHIGAN STATE (9-3 (5-3)
MSU has question marks on the defensive side of the ball. They return Cousins at the QB position. MSU could be a sleeper in the Legends division, they could easily be #1 if things go right for them. MSU will be 4-0 in non-conference play and will lose at Ohio State, at Nebraska, and at Penn State. If they win some of those and win the others, then they will be headed to Indianapolis instead of Nebraska.
4. NORTHWESTERN (9-3 (5-3)
Northwestern has to improve on defense, they return a lot of their starters on offense including QB Dan Persa. Northwestern is another team that could be up towards the top. Here is my issue with Northwestern. They are a good team, but if the passing game gets shut down by a Nebraska along with MSU, then they are done. The other issue is they have no home field advantage. Its one of the worst stadiums, its not intimidating at all.
5. MICHIGAN (8-4 (4-4)
Great for Michigan they got a new head coach who brings back the Michigan style of old, and some passion. Bad news is your program was in transition from pro style to the Rich Rod spread. I know the O-lineman are trying to get back to being physical and not agility, but it doesn't happen over night. The QB Robinson is now in a style that is new and odd to him. There has been so much hype about Michigan all of sudden going to be a player this year, and I don't buy it. I know they have talent, but that defense was horrendous last year. Maybe they will surprise all of us, I'm not drinking the Kool-aid yet. Michigan will beat Notre Dame this year, I was going back in forth on it, but its a night game, the first one ever at the Big House, so you got to think that Michigan will play crazy good that night. I see Michigan losing at Northwestern, at Michigan State, at Iowa, and to Nebraska at home.
6. MINNESOTA ( 5-7 (2-6)
Minnesota opens their season at USC, that is tough. They will lose at Michigan, to Nebraska and Iowa at home back to back weekends, then lose to MSU, Wisconsin, Northwestern, and then they beat Illinois in the last game. Minnesota has a stretch of some really tough games. Iowa will reclaim Floyd of Rosedale will be motivated after a horrendous game their a year ago.
The Legends Division is really wide open, where as the Leaders is really down to Wisconsin and Ohio State.
BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP
OHIO STATE VS. NEBRASKA
Ohio State wins the B10 title proving everybody that they are still the elite team of the conference, they battle every week to prove themselves and adversity. Obviously if Ohio State can't play in title game due to Bowl ban, then Nebraska would play Wisconsin, and that could go either way as it would be another rematch.
LEADERS DIVISION
1. OHIO STATE: (11-1 (7-1)
Lets be real here, OSU lost Pryor and some players will be ineligible for the early part of the season. We are not talking about Indiana here, OSU is loaded with talent. They have depth at every position. They have players riding second string that would start at other B10 Institutions. OSU will play Miami in week 3, which has a feel to it that it should be played at a Prison instead of a stadium. Here is my big shock for OSU, they go undefeated all year, winning at Nebraska even, but stumble at Michigan. Michigan rises to the challenge on the last weekend of conference play at home and beats OSU.
2. WISCONSIN (9-3 (5-3)
Wisky loses some good players, including their QB, and yes they are getting the NC State QB that transferred over, but I just don't see them having the season they had last year repeat its self. They will lose to Nebraska at home, they will lose at Michigan State who does really well against them, and then they lose at the Horseshoe. You really think Ohio State is going to let Wisky come in there, and push them around after what happened last year?
3. PENN STATE (8-4 (5-3)
PSU will lose to Alabama at home in week 2. The PSU defense will need to improve, and so will the QB play. I have PSU losing at Northwestern, at Ohio State, and at Wisconsin. I think this is the year that PSU finally beats Iowa at home. Iowa has some ? marks.
4. ILLINOIS (5-7 (2-6)
If this is correct, the Zooker era ends in Illinois. They will lose to Arizona State in week 3, and they will lose to Northwestern, Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan, Wisconsin, and by that point Zook will be done, and the season will be extremely disappointing and they will fall to the golden gophers the last game of the season in the Twin Cities. It will be cold, they won't even want to be there, and Minnesota will take advantage for their program's sake.
5. INDIANA (4-8 (1-7)
Indiana will start off ok with a weak schedule besides the lose to Virginia. But after that its all down hill until Purdue comes to town the last weekend of the season. Hoosiers blast Purdue and look to the future to improve.
6. PURDUE (3-9 (0-8)
Purdue will start off 3-0 until they lose to Notre Dame which will then start the cycle downward. They may beat Minnesota and Illinois to improve the record, but still at Penn state, at Michigan, at Wisconsin, Ohio State and Iowa at home. That is brutal. Purdue is a victim of schedule, and they may finish 5th or even 4th if Illinois completed collapses, but its still not going to be pretty.
LEGENDS DIVISION
1. NEBRASKA (10-2 (6-2)
Their is a strong chance that Nebraska won't finish first due to their schedule, but they have a very good defense, and defense wins games. Nebraska will be 4-0 going into conference play, they will lose to Ohio State at home, and at Penn State. They may lose at Wisconsin instead of Penn State, I just have a feeling that they will struggle at Penn State, and will frustrate Wisconsin's offense. Michigan State or Iowa could beat them as well, but both games are in Lincoln.
2. IOWA 10-2 (6-2)
Iowa comes in with a new QB, but a very good QB, new RB's and one that destroyed Missouri. Iowa will have a great Offensive Line, and will be very strong at TE, and good at WR. Iowa's big question is the defensive line. But Iowa proves every year in the past decade that they can grab kids that came into the program as TE, LB and turn them into NFL defensive lineman. In the past 10 years, Iowa has 12 defensive lineman in the NFL. Iowa goes 4-0 through non-conference, and loses at Penn State. Iowa will beat Northwestern for the first time in 4 years, that game is at night in Kinnick. Iowa will win out and lose to Nebraska the last game of the season on Black Friday. Iowa could win that game as well as Penn State, but also lose to Northwestern and Michigan state for that matter. Iowa has their best seasons when they fly under the radar, and nobody has them this high.
3. MICHIGAN STATE (9-3 (5-3)
MSU has question marks on the defensive side of the ball. They return Cousins at the QB position. MSU could be a sleeper in the Legends division, they could easily be #1 if things go right for them. MSU will be 4-0 in non-conference play and will lose at Ohio State, at Nebraska, and at Penn State. If they win some of those and win the others, then they will be headed to Indianapolis instead of Nebraska.
4. NORTHWESTERN (9-3 (5-3)
Northwestern has to improve on defense, they return a lot of their starters on offense including QB Dan Persa. Northwestern is another team that could be up towards the top. Here is my issue with Northwestern. They are a good team, but if the passing game gets shut down by a Nebraska along with MSU, then they are done. The other issue is they have no home field advantage. Its one of the worst stadiums, its not intimidating at all.
5. MICHIGAN (8-4 (4-4)
Great for Michigan they got a new head coach who brings back the Michigan style of old, and some passion. Bad news is your program was in transition from pro style to the Rich Rod spread. I know the O-lineman are trying to get back to being physical and not agility, but it doesn't happen over night. The QB Robinson is now in a style that is new and odd to him. There has been so much hype about Michigan all of sudden going to be a player this year, and I don't buy it. I know they have talent, but that defense was horrendous last year. Maybe they will surprise all of us, I'm not drinking the Kool-aid yet. Michigan will beat Notre Dame this year, I was going back in forth on it, but its a night game, the first one ever at the Big House, so you got to think that Michigan will play crazy good that night. I see Michigan losing at Northwestern, at Michigan State, at Iowa, and to Nebraska at home.
6. MINNESOTA ( 5-7 (2-6)
Minnesota opens their season at USC, that is tough. They will lose at Michigan, to Nebraska and Iowa at home back to back weekends, then lose to MSU, Wisconsin, Northwestern, and then they beat Illinois in the last game. Minnesota has a stretch of some really tough games. Iowa will reclaim Floyd of Rosedale will be motivated after a horrendous game their a year ago.
The Legends Division is really wide open, where as the Leaders is really down to Wisconsin and Ohio State.
BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP
OHIO STATE VS. NEBRASKA
Ohio State wins the B10 title proving everybody that they are still the elite team of the conference, they battle every week to prove themselves and adversity. Obviously if Ohio State can't play in title game due to Bowl ban, then Nebraska would play Wisconsin, and that could go either way as it would be another rematch.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
First Annual Big Ten Dislike Standings
As a Hawkeye fan, these are the teams that I dislike in order. I will start with the teams that don't bother me and go down to my #1.
11. PENN STATE: As a Hawk fan, Penn State is the team that is furthest away from Iowa, has great tradition along with a legendary coach. Iowa pretty much owns Penn State. We knocked them out of National Title contention in 2008, we then went to Happy Valley and beat them in 2009 with an unbelievable punt block by Adrian Clayborn, and then again in 2010. Iowa has a nice record of late on PSU.
10. MICHIGAN STATE: Sparty doesn't bother me much, and we took them to the wood shed last year and they were a pretty good team coming into Kinnick. I think Kirk Cousins thought he was a Hawkeye that day, because he threw some nice passes to the black jerseys. McNutt came up huge in 2009 at MSU on last second TD. MSU fans don't bother me, seem respectable.
9. PURDUE: This is our new cross over rival, whoop-to-do. Iowa and Purdue have had some slug matches, and the game is usually close between the 2. Purdue doesn't bother me, and I actually look forward to them bringing their band as they have the largest bass drum in the land. I think who ever wins the game should get the drum, that would be a cool trophy.
8. INDIANA: Does anybody in Indiana care about Hoosier football? They pass like crazy, and their band plays a very annoying song when they get a first down, but I'm not ranking the bands. Their fans don't care, so I don't care.
7. ILLINOIS: They are suppose to kind of be a rival to the Hawks do to geography, but the Hawks hardly play them despite the closeness in proximity. Playing Illinois to me is no different than playing Indiana, other than Illinois has the Zooker running up and down the sideline.
6. MICHIGAN: Oh big Blue. You love to beat them, and if you lose to them, well they are the winningest program in college football, so what can you do. Iowa plays Michigan tough, and Michigan fans have respect for the Iowa program.
5. MINNESOTA: This is where we start to turn the heat up a bit. Minnesota's fan base talks a lot of smack, but then when you go up to the Twin Cities, they are pretty quiet. Then again in my history of invading the Twin Cities the games were always at Kinnick North, people in Minnesota call it the metrodome. Hawk fans would fill the upper deck in black and gold, and most likely outnumbered the gopher fans, but they pumped crowd noise in so it would appear that they actually were the home team. Minnesota is a lot like Iowa State, the Hawks should win, and if they don't, it looks very poorly as Iowa is typically the better team.
4. OHIO STATE: Look, we know that you are good, we know that you know that you are good. OSU fans come to town, and you can't tell the difference between OSU fans or car dealers. The all look like snakes, talk like snakes, and think they are the best thing ever to walk onto your campus.Very arrogant fanbase, but when you win the conference almost every year, maybe that is what happens.
3. WISCONSIN: I have always disliked Wisconsin. The students of Wisconsin come to Kinnick, march around the stadium like they own it. They think they can just bring in their 250 pond running backs every year and just run down your throat. They play very similar to Iowa, and makes it a good old fashion smash mouth football. Its a great rivalry, and its even better when Iowa wins. I can't tell you how disappointed I was last year when the Hawks stopped them and they ran a fake punt for what seemed like 50 yard gain.That is the one play that replays in my head all off season and stung for quite some time.The Hawks had them, and let them off the hook, and they go on to win the B10 and got the Rose Bowl berth. If the State of Wisconsin decided to join Canada, I would be all for it, they can take those stinkin Badgers and those cheesehead Packers in Green Bay too.
2. NORTHWESTERN: Yes, the little school from Northern Chicago. This team annoys me like no other. There dink and dump passing game drive me crazy and gets my blood pressure going as they march up and down the field on the bend but don't break defense of Iowa. For whatever reason, Iowa struggles to beat Northwestern. They beat Iowa back to back years at Kinnick, and then last year at their place. They have our number like we have Penn State's. They remind me of when Iowa State started to beat Iowa, and it was so frustrating because you know that we are a better program. Northwestern can't fill their stadium unless they play Iowa, Michigan or Ohio State. Nobody cares in Chicago about the wildcats.
and No shock here,
1. NEBRASKA: They are the new kid that comes to your school, thinks he is better than you, tries to steal your girlfriend, take your starting position on the football team, everybody adores them, but you can't stand the sight of them. Welcome Nebraska. The most arrogant fan base in all of the land. I can't even imagine what a Nebraska vs. Ohio State game would be like. The fans will miss the game because they will be arguing out in the parking lot about who has more trophies than the other. Nebraska has won some National titles, it has been over a decade, but they will make you believe they have won ever title ever known to man. They only buy red cars in Nebraska, they feel that every thing has to be the color red or its no good. They invented football if you didn't know(Rutgers is the birthplace of college football for the people who actually know what they are talking about), and they will beat your team solely because they are just too good, and if you do beat Nebraska, well to them they beat themselves therefore they really never lost.
11. PENN STATE: As a Hawk fan, Penn State is the team that is furthest away from Iowa, has great tradition along with a legendary coach. Iowa pretty much owns Penn State. We knocked them out of National Title contention in 2008, we then went to Happy Valley and beat them in 2009 with an unbelievable punt block by Adrian Clayborn, and then again in 2010. Iowa has a nice record of late on PSU.
10. MICHIGAN STATE: Sparty doesn't bother me much, and we took them to the wood shed last year and they were a pretty good team coming into Kinnick. I think Kirk Cousins thought he was a Hawkeye that day, because he threw some nice passes to the black jerseys. McNutt came up huge in 2009 at MSU on last second TD. MSU fans don't bother me, seem respectable.
9. PURDUE: This is our new cross over rival, whoop-to-do. Iowa and Purdue have had some slug matches, and the game is usually close between the 2. Purdue doesn't bother me, and I actually look forward to them bringing their band as they have the largest bass drum in the land. I think who ever wins the game should get the drum, that would be a cool trophy.
8. INDIANA: Does anybody in Indiana care about Hoosier football? They pass like crazy, and their band plays a very annoying song when they get a first down, but I'm not ranking the bands. Their fans don't care, so I don't care.
7. ILLINOIS: They are suppose to kind of be a rival to the Hawks do to geography, but the Hawks hardly play them despite the closeness in proximity. Playing Illinois to me is no different than playing Indiana, other than Illinois has the Zooker running up and down the sideline.
6. MICHIGAN: Oh big Blue. You love to beat them, and if you lose to them, well they are the winningest program in college football, so what can you do. Iowa plays Michigan tough, and Michigan fans have respect for the Iowa program.
5. MINNESOTA: This is where we start to turn the heat up a bit. Minnesota's fan base talks a lot of smack, but then when you go up to the Twin Cities, they are pretty quiet. Then again in my history of invading the Twin Cities the games were always at Kinnick North, people in Minnesota call it the metrodome. Hawk fans would fill the upper deck in black and gold, and most likely outnumbered the gopher fans, but they pumped crowd noise in so it would appear that they actually were the home team. Minnesota is a lot like Iowa State, the Hawks should win, and if they don't, it looks very poorly as Iowa is typically the better team.
4. OHIO STATE: Look, we know that you are good, we know that you know that you are good. OSU fans come to town, and you can't tell the difference between OSU fans or car dealers. The all look like snakes, talk like snakes, and think they are the best thing ever to walk onto your campus.Very arrogant fanbase, but when you win the conference almost every year, maybe that is what happens.
3. WISCONSIN: I have always disliked Wisconsin. The students of Wisconsin come to Kinnick, march around the stadium like they own it. They think they can just bring in their 250 pond running backs every year and just run down your throat. They play very similar to Iowa, and makes it a good old fashion smash mouth football. Its a great rivalry, and its even better when Iowa wins. I can't tell you how disappointed I was last year when the Hawks stopped them and they ran a fake punt for what seemed like 50 yard gain.That is the one play that replays in my head all off season and stung for quite some time.The Hawks had them, and let them off the hook, and they go on to win the B10 and got the Rose Bowl berth. If the State of Wisconsin decided to join Canada, I would be all for it, they can take those stinkin Badgers and those cheesehead Packers in Green Bay too.
2. NORTHWESTERN: Yes, the little school from Northern Chicago. This team annoys me like no other. There dink and dump passing game drive me crazy and gets my blood pressure going as they march up and down the field on the bend but don't break defense of Iowa. For whatever reason, Iowa struggles to beat Northwestern. They beat Iowa back to back years at Kinnick, and then last year at their place. They have our number like we have Penn State's. They remind me of when Iowa State started to beat Iowa, and it was so frustrating because you know that we are a better program. Northwestern can't fill their stadium unless they play Iowa, Michigan or Ohio State. Nobody cares in Chicago about the wildcats.
and No shock here,
1. NEBRASKA: They are the new kid that comes to your school, thinks he is better than you, tries to steal your girlfriend, take your starting position on the football team, everybody adores them, but you can't stand the sight of them. Welcome Nebraska. The most arrogant fan base in all of the land. I can't even imagine what a Nebraska vs. Ohio State game would be like. The fans will miss the game because they will be arguing out in the parking lot about who has more trophies than the other. Nebraska has won some National titles, it has been over a decade, but they will make you believe they have won ever title ever known to man. They only buy red cars in Nebraska, they feel that every thing has to be the color red or its no good. They invented football if you didn't know(Rutgers is the birthplace of college football for the people who actually know what they are talking about), and they will beat your team solely because they are just too good, and if you do beat Nebraska, well to them they beat themselves therefore they really never lost.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Big Ten, NFL Previews to Come!
Slacker sports will be doing a prediction of the up and coming football seasons in the Big Ten Conference and NFL.
2 years ago Slacker Sports completed a Big Ten preview that was not too far off from what happened, and lets be honest, it was pure luck. I like to think I know a little bit about the Big Ten, yet I can't get my head around why my Hawkeyes can't beat Northwestern and how Michigan has fallen so far. So I will break down the Legends and Leaders, and who will play for the 1st Annual B10 Championship. Oh yeah, and there is this team to the west of Iowa who thinks they are a pretty big deal too, so I will get to break them down as well. Slacker sports is also going to list the most hated teams in the Big Ten from this Iowa fan's perspective, again its just my opinion of who I hate the most in the B10.
Slacker Sports will tackle the NFL, and predict the outcomes of each division, and this won't be easy with all the changes in the league, but Slacker Sports will throw it out there anyhow. I can tell you this, Buffalo and Cincy have no shot at the playoffs, so they can tune back into the Red Sox/Yankees, and the Reds cause their is no good football in there area.
Slacker Sports will not be doing a Big 12 Football preview this year as I just don't care, and Texas has ruined the conference. But if you are disappointed about that, I will do a quick one for ya
1. Oklahoma
2. Oklahoma State
3. Texas A&M - a lot of hype, but has A&M ever lived up to hype? one day I will do a story on the two most disappointing football programs in the Country, and A&M is one of them, stay tuned for that.
4. Texas
5. Missouri
6. Kansas State
7. Texas Tech
8. Baylor
9. Iowa State
10.Kansas
Not much explanation on that, its just the way I see it!
2 years ago Slacker Sports completed a Big Ten preview that was not too far off from what happened, and lets be honest, it was pure luck. I like to think I know a little bit about the Big Ten, yet I can't get my head around why my Hawkeyes can't beat Northwestern and how Michigan has fallen so far. So I will break down the Legends and Leaders, and who will play for the 1st Annual B10 Championship. Oh yeah, and there is this team to the west of Iowa who thinks they are a pretty big deal too, so I will get to break them down as well. Slacker sports is also going to list the most hated teams in the Big Ten from this Iowa fan's perspective, again its just my opinion of who I hate the most in the B10.
Slacker Sports will tackle the NFL, and predict the outcomes of each division, and this won't be easy with all the changes in the league, but Slacker Sports will throw it out there anyhow. I can tell you this, Buffalo and Cincy have no shot at the playoffs, so they can tune back into the Red Sox/Yankees, and the Reds cause their is no good football in there area.
Slacker Sports will not be doing a Big 12 Football preview this year as I just don't care, and Texas has ruined the conference. But if you are disappointed about that, I will do a quick one for ya
1. Oklahoma
2. Oklahoma State
3. Texas A&M - a lot of hype, but has A&M ever lived up to hype? one day I will do a story on the two most disappointing football programs in the Country, and A&M is one of them, stay tuned for that.
4. Texas
5. Missouri
6. Kansas State
7. Texas Tech
8. Baylor
9. Iowa State
10.Kansas
Not much explanation on that, its just the way I see it!
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